Sunday, July 23, 2017

Sunday funnies

Good thing she didn't just toss them in the dumpster: "New librarian finds live Civil War-era shells in her office" (H/T: Mrs. Paco)

If you're a fugitive, here's a tip: if you find yourself stranded along the road, don't flag down a deputy sheriff (also courtesy of Mrs. Paco).

Trimming the hedge, expert level:

Decisions, decisions (from Powerline's "The Week in Pictures"):

So, two "tough" guys walk into a bar in Alaska...

Kid must have pretty strict parents: "Boy runs off to Switzerland over 'bad' mark on his school report".

But how?...Never mind. Spray tan fail:


Veeshir said...

The decision on that "gun show/bacon fest" is which one to go to first.
They're not mutually exclusive.

I'd go to the gun show first, they'd get upset if I got bacon grease on their guns.

RebeccaH said...

It's too bad today's "comedians" can't do comedy the way the old guys did.

rinardman said...

Penis shaped rock rises back up again to it's former glory thanks to 33 feet of scaffolding, iron wedges and concrete

Seems to me a little Viagra would've been easier.

rinardman said...

Sorry, the preceding was a reference to the TWIP Headlines of the Week.

Minicapt said...


Mike_W said...

...and pray the mower doesn't lose a blade.