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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
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On behalf of my fellow Illinois inmates, I think I'll file a petition of political bankruptcy for the state and liquidate all the current political assets in the state government, so we can start over.
Anyone want to buy some slightly used politicians?
Meh, I dunno. Can we use them for parts?
Hey, if you want'em, you can use'em for anything you want.
Need something for target practice, for example? Or, Texans could probably use them for sandbags. Californians could coat their clothes with retardant, and airdrop'em on wildfires. Need a doorstop? A few of'em might be smart enough to handle that. Hollywood could use'em as the extras that get wiped out by a natural disaster.
Use your imagination. And, they're cheap!
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