Via a friend at work:
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied that there were six. The judge said, "Then I will give you six days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Drummed out of the corps: "Labrador retriever flunks out of bomb-sniffing school" (H/T: Mrs. Paco; ditto below).
Doughnut bribe falls short: "Detroit-area man arrested with doughnuts".
There are pros and cons to having a pet door. Here's a con:
Hide and seek: expert level...
From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures":
5 comments:
I can attest to the risks of having a pet door. One summer, we kept getting possums in our kitchen in the middle of the night. That door has been sealed up for years now.
I saw a video one time of a baby deer coming in through one. It was a bit of a struggle, all gangly legs and long neck, but he managed to do it.
Here's the thing about those magic clothes baskets. Apparently, only married men can get one. I'm a bachelor, and I can't find anyplace that sells them to bachelors.
I think it's discrimination against the unwed!
Of course Lulu failed. Rewards for smelling icky scents and a cold kennel are no match for the toys, rewards, warm home, love and friendship. Good job, Lulu!
Whatever will the old man do for the six days that his wife is away? Cola on corn flakes and peanut butter sandwiches.
Ya gotta give the guy a few points for bringing the doughnuts. Dobbs on the chocolate glazed!
The Jabba/Princess Leah picture is gold...and so true. The funny part is all of Weinstein's "friends" and "associates" running for the exits (at least publicly). Sadly, it effected a good movie like Wind River because his (former) company was involved.
Deb: I don't fault Lulu at all. She probably thought to herself, "Why in hell would I want to sniff out one of those things? It might go off!"
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