Sunday funnies

Milton Berle vs. Statler and Waldorf:




I think this kind of thing happens every year around this time: "California man gets stuck in chimney during burglary attempt" (H/T: Mrs. Paco).

Sounds fair: "UPS loses inheritance of nearly $1M -- then offers $32 refund" (another H/T to Mrs. Paco)

Sure, it's an ugly sweater, but the music's nice.

The real question is whether the chicken actually succeeded in crossing the road (likelihood: low)...