Actor Matt Damon reportedly was going to move to Australia to escape the Trumpian dystopia; however, turns out the rumor's not true.
Sorry, folks. I know all you blokes and sheilas were probably excited by the news, but it just wasn't meant to be. Does this mean you'll be wanting this little fellow back?
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Yes we counted all the wallabies and there is one missing. That explains it.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be interesting to see if there are a rash of hoppy, miniature Bigfoot sightings in Mississippi.
ReplyDeleteAnd we counted all the Hollywood actors, and they're all still here. Dammit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I read about the (unfortunately) fake news. Nuts!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Australia has plenty of smug, condescending snowflakes of their own. They don't need Damon. We're going to have to go back to the drawing board and find some other country to send him to.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon!
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