"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, April 13, 2018
Never mind the alligators
What if one of these things is out there? (H/T: David Thompson)
From the trailer, the shark looks like a Megalodon, the big daddy of sharks. You'd remember seeing a Megalodon. How fast did you get out of the water? Did you ever fish there again?
Deborah, my 12yo friend and I were prepared. We had one spear-gun and two diver's knives; one each. We also watched Sea Hunt, the TV show, so we knew how to wrestle sharks.
After seeing the Megalodon, we went home to plan our next spearfishing trip. We jury-rigged the spear-gun with a large explosive charge at the point of the spear, fashioned from fifty penny-bungers(large explosive fireworks), a lot of water-proofing material, and ball bearings. The Megalodon wouldn't stand a chance.
Unfortunately, we never saw the Megalodon again; but we did bag a Great White.
Not to worry. Jason Statham is on it.
ReplyDeleteDANG! Ok, who pissed1 off Megalodon and Archetuthus? Beware what lurks in of the sea. Let's guess who the first casualty is.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I saw its big brother when I was twelve and went spearfishing off Shark Island, Cronulla.
ReplyDeleteFrom the trailer, the shark looks like a Megalodon, the big daddy of sharks. You'd remember seeing a Megalodon. How fast did you get out of the water? Did you ever fish there again?
DeleteDeborah, my 12yo friend and I were prepared.
ReplyDeleteWe had one spear-gun and two diver's knives; one each.
We also watched Sea Hunt, the TV show, so we knew how to wrestle sharks.
After seeing the Megalodon, we went home to plan our next spearfishing trip.
We jury-rigged the spear-gun with a large explosive charge at the point of the spear, fashioned from fifty penny-bungers(large explosive fireworks), a lot of water-proofing material, and ball bearings.
The Megalodon wouldn't stand a chance.
Unfortunately, we never saw the Megalodon again; but we did bag a Great White.