Friday, May 25, 2018

Yeah, what's up with that?

Hillary was spotted in Boston today wearing a scarf and a heavy coat while the temperature climbed into the eighties.

My own theory is that her exoskeleton is in the shop for a lube job.

Speaking of Boston, the city's police commissioner had some pretty predictable things to say about guns, in comments he made about the recent House vote to liberalize concealed-carry laws. But what I really wanted to point out was this fellow's unusual physiognomy. He looks like the love child of Arwen Undómiel and Pa Kettle.

4 comments:

rinardman said...

My own theory is that her exoskeleton is in the shop for a lube job.

Or...

Harve Bennet: Hilliary Clinton, politician. A woman barely alive.

Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic harridan!

RebeccaH said...

Maybe Hill is wearing a Kevlar body suit because she's finally realized how many people hate her. Or you could just be right about the exoskeleton.

Man, that Evans character could put a person's eye out with that nose.

Paco said...

Honestly, if he could wiggle his ears, I bet he could hover several feet off the ground. With that needle beak, he'd be...Mosquito Man.

Jonah said...

Pa Kettle and Arwen Whatsit.

This calls for a Detective Paco story of how those two met and produced that creature.