"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, June 2, 2018
If it will help the cause of international peace, I'll cover it
Let Baby Kim pay for his own lodging out of his drug-running profits. On the other hand, if we can bug the whole place first so as to listen in on what he and his friends...er, lackeys talk about the meetings, i say go for it.
NK extorts countries to pay the lavish bills. Pay to play. The room tab probably includes the mini fridge. Yikes. Not to mention room service. Is the President talking about his money or ours?
I say we pay for his suite in a posh hotel, but make sure it's well stocked with chewing gum and Wonka Rainbow Drops (spit in 7 colors!).
ReplyDeleteI'd say a few $thousand is worth watching Kim Jong KG get caned.
Sweet! Hadn't considered that angle.
ReplyDeleteYou know that if Trump wasn't President, he'd probably do it by buying the hotel.
ReplyDeleteLet Baby Kim pay for his own lodging out of his drug-running profits. On the other hand, if we can bug the whole place first so as to listen in on what he and his friends...er, lackeys talk about the meetings, i say go for it.
ReplyDeleteHell I'll pay his tab at the Bottoms Up club if that'll get him to release his Christian prisoners, and his atheist ones too.
ReplyDeleteNK extorts countries to pay the lavish bills. Pay to play. The room tab probably includes the mini fridge. Yikes. Not to mention room service. Is the President talking about his money or ours?
ReplyDeleteIt stands to reason that no reputable hotel is going to accept North Korean won. They much prefer dollars.
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