Progressivism is largely a function of inadequate mental capacity. Paco Enterprises, in the spirit of public service, is happy to offer a solution.
So, lefties, come and gitcha some! And I ain't talkin' donuts.
Update: Sorry we were sold out by the time you got there, Bill. But don't lose hope: more brains are on order!
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Perfect! I always knew that leftists were lockstep zombies.
ReplyDeleteJust one thing. Knowing what their heads are full of now, it would be a good idea to remove it first, before installing their new 25 cent brains. There's a well known business that could take care of that: Winston Rothschild's Sewage & Septic Sucking Services*
ReplyDeleteHis moto: No tank too big
No tank too small
Teacup, or cesspool
We suck'em all
*Highly recommended by the Red Green show.
Are the brains sourced responsibly, free trade, and all that?
ReplyDeleteConvenient too. The pick up looks to be in the back alley. Drive-thru, perhaps? And don't forget to grab a refreshing 7-Up to wash down that donut. You know it's Progressive because of the hole in the middle.
Deb: Our brains are sourced by experts.
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