Cops aren't really into splitting semantic hairs: "An inebriated motorist assured Florida police that he was not drinking while driving, but only swigging from a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon when his vehicle paused at stop signs and traffic signals".
When engineers play with their food...
Slow day at the office...
From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures"...
From the invaluable Babylon Bee: "Mexican Restaurant Under Fire For Racially Profiling White Girl, Offering Her Mild Hot Sauce".
Speaking of the Trump Baby balloon...
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EWe egineers don't play with our food, we merely strive for a balanced meal.
My cousin is an engineer (retired). He would absolutely do that, just to annoy his wife.
While sitting at the bar I will sometimes attempt to build structures out of shot glasses, straws, and whatever else I can filch from behind the bar.
These attempts never succeed, and once got me thrown out when somehow flame erupted.
Actually, come to think of it, that's not the time I was thrown out, I was thrown out when I lit a cigarette. In a bar. Where 21 year olds were present.
Great assortment, Paco.
I laughed at all of them :)
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