"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, July 3, 2018
Those clever Israelis!
Iranian General Gholam Reza Jalali claims that Israel is using secret Joo weather technology to steal Iran's clouds.
Man, da Jooooos are something, aren't they? Spy squirrels, spy birds, attack sharks... and now weather control!
Were I an anti-Semite, i would be thinking very very hard about my underlying assumptions here. I mean, do I really want to go up against those people?
Behold the might of Israel! First, it was birds, now it's clouds. What can't Israel do.
ReplyDeleteWonder what they're doing it with all that water? Wish they'd send it down here. The farmers are suffering.
They better get it back to Karl Rove by November.
ReplyDeleteMan, da Jooooos are something, aren't they? Spy squirrels, spy birds, attack sharks... and now weather control!
ReplyDeleteWere I an anti-Semite, i would be thinking very very hard about my underlying assumptions here. I mean, do I really want to go up against those people?
See, that Iranian general is living proof of what happens to a society when generation after generation of first cousins marry each other.
ReplyDeleteIranians win gold medal for shark jumping!
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