Sunday, April 21, 2019

Sunday funnies

"Weird: Everyone Who Attended Bernie Sanders' Town Hall Has Reported Their Wallet Missing".











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Some mad skillz right there!


Not so fast, buster! (this, and the previous, link courtesy of David Thompson).


3 comments:

rinardman said...

"Weird: Everyone Who Attended Bernie Sanders' Town Hall Has Reported Their Wallet Missing".

Oh, they'll get their wallets back. Just without the cash.

Bernie's motto: If you like your wallet, you can keep your wallet! I'll keep your cash.

rinardman said...

Also at the "Mad skillz" link: A little pause made a huge difference.


And you thought driving through a hailstorm was bad.

RebeccaH said...

Laughed at the pig chase. You don't wanna mess with Mama Pig. Meaner than bears.