"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, June 13, 2019
What kind of snakes y'all got down there in Arkansas?
People don't think of snakes as climbers, but I learned they do. My Mom came in from the horse barn and said there was a snake in the rafters. I told her snakes don't climb, to which she corrected me. So we went down to the barn, and I learned the lesson. Luckily, it was just a bull snake. Disconcerting, nonetheless.
That's why Sarah Huckubee Sanders is going home.
ReplyDeleteThe Attack of the Giant Monster!
She and Peter Graves will team with our brave boys to save the world from this Menace!
She's pretty tough, ought to knock out that problem in just a few days. Maybe she can contrive to use Jim Acosta as bait.
ReplyDeletePeople don't think of snakes as climbers, but I learned they do. My Mom came in from the horse barn and said there was a snake in the rafters. I told her snakes don't climb, to which she corrected me. So we went down to the barn, and I learned the lesson. Luckily, it was just a bull snake. Disconcerting, nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteGotta watch out for timber rattlers.
Imagine opening your front door to that. You would hear me scream across two states.
ReplyDeleteBah, I have giant pythons trying to get in my roof and have to fend them off with sticks.
ReplyDeleteWell a 6 feet plus diamond python from the swamp. Laid a huge poo on my porch too, after culling the lizard population underneath on its rounds.