"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
His mistake was not promising all the airy-fairy free stuff the others were tossing out there. Maybe he just can't bring himself to lie that much. No matter. He can go home to Colorado, toke up, and everything will be just fiiiiiine.
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His mistake was not promising all the airy-fairy free stuff the others were tossing out there. Maybe he just can't bring himself to lie that much. No matter. He can go home to Colorado, toke up, and everything will be just fiiiiiine.
Here's Gov. Hickenlooper announcing his withdrawal from the race.
President Hickenlooper?
"Introducing the new Leader of the Free World: President John Hicken..snicker..looper."
True. In addition, all he had to do was promise a free baggie.
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