Tuesday, August 27, 2019

The Babylon Bee is now officially obsolete

Ok, so there's tons of crap on the sidewalks and in the parks of Seattle, deposited there by homeless people. The city council is discussing ways of getting rid of the excrement (not, of course, by moving the homeless out), including power-washing the sidewalks. But...well, read below:
Councilmember Larry Gossett said he didn’t like the idea of power-washing the sidewalks because it brought back images of the use of hoses against civil-rights activists.
Here's a suggestion: how about if Seattle outfits its city council with a few "honey wagons" and some shovels, and they get out there and get busy? Or does this also trigger some Jim-Crow-era flashbacks for Mr. Gossett?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The high pressure water hoses were used by Democratic officials in Democratic run towns and cities. Seattle might think about having their commie or indie officials using the hoses.

Deborah said...

Larry should propose banning German Shepard dogs because dogs were used against civil rights activists.

rinardman said...

This is what you get when you have 3rd world cities in a 1st world country.

JeffS said...

This dates back to 2017, and as the feces issue is unresolved, I assume that the Seattle Commies voited against power washing.

RebeccaH said...

I'm surprised that the ecofascists aren't screaming about all that raw feces being power hosed into the water supply. Of course, knowing them, they'd probably just dismiss it as enriching the earth with non-chemical fertilizer.