Saturday, October 19, 2019

Sunday funnies










Fido listens to the Democratic debates.


"New Smart Doorbell Will Argue With Jehovah's Witnesses, LDS Missionaries For You".

Nice try.

The, um, Ferrari of toilets.

Don't try this at home (unless you're Florida Man): "Florida Man Pulls Massive Alligator from Pool by Playing with the Reptile Until It Tires Out".


The return of Steven Wright and his wild imagination:




From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures".

9 comments:

rinardman said...

The obvious question is: what, exactly, is involved in "playing with" an alligator?

Fetch? Hide, and go seek? Pitch and catch? I think we can rule out chess.

And Twister.

RebeccaH said...

If I had the money, I would totally buy that toilet. Except for the bidet part.

Spiny Norman said...

The "Ferrari of toilets"? Oh, yeah, I want one.

I once used a Toto with a heated seat, built-in bidet and air dryer. I've decided that anything else is just uncivilized.

Paco said...

Well, it sure beats a hole in the ground and a Sears catalog.

Yeah, I was kind of wondering what "alligator play" looked like, too. Definitely something I'm willing to leave to the experts.

JeffS said...

Having spent a significant part of my life using holes in the ground, boxes over holes in the ground, just boxes, pipes hammered into the ground (yes, really), and portapotties, pooping in style does have a certain appeal. The troops used to rejoice when they could "put a$$ over water", and I never disagreed.

But $11,000 is a trifle much for my budget. Old fashioned ceramic johns remain in my future.

Paco said...

Jeff: For you and me both, buddy.

"A$$ over water"...Haw!

Spiny Norman said...

The model I mentioned has almost all of the features on the super-duper one at the link (and looks more like an ordinary white porcelain throne), but costs about $2,000. If I ever do another "cash-out refi" on my house to pay for repairs or improvements*, I'm including funds for one.

(*The new roof the last time cost more than twice as much as the estimate because replacing rafters is not cheap, so the windows had to wait.)

bruce said...

For what you guys put up with they should buy you all one each when you retire Jeffs.

Deborah said...

Checkers. Humans are always red.