"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Zombie student, 'Braaains, braaaains...'Here's a giant croc story:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7742377/Enormous-crocodile-captured-Outback-property-wrangler-Matt-Wright.html
From the 'News you can use' department: Sunning yourself where the sun don’t shine will give you better control of your life forceActually, I think my life force just committed suicide while reading this. Wherefore art thou, SMOD?
"Can you rub some ointment on my sunburn?""Um, sorry, dude, I just remembered an important appointment".
Uh ... wut?
Zombie student, 'Braaains, braaaains...'
ReplyDeleteHere's a giant croc story:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7742377/Enormous-crocodile-captured-Outback-property-wrangler-Matt-Wright.html
From the 'News you can use' department: Sunning yourself where the sun don’t shine will give you better control of your life force
ReplyDeleteActually, I think my life force just committed suicide while reading this. Wherefore art thou, SMOD?
"Can you rub some ointment on my sunburn?"
ReplyDelete"Um, sorry, dude, I just remembered an important appointment".
Uh ... wut?
ReplyDelete