Friday, December 20, 2019

Gag a maggot

Here's another hysterical feminist who has passed her neuroses on to her children (if this really happened at all, and assuming it isn't parody). I take some pleasure in contemplating the very likely possibility that, when the Red Dawn comes, this little moppet will lose no time in informing on her mother for "right deviancy" or something, thus guaranteeing mom a lengthy stay in a labor camp. Feel free to invent your own "children's political epiphanies" in the comments section. Here's one to get you started:

My granddaughter had been curled up in a fetal position, in a state of catatonic shock, since the news of Trump's fraudulent electoral victory was announced on MSNBC on that fateful night in November of 2016. Tonight, when the vote to impeach was passed by the House, the news accounts reached her ears, and she immediately jumped out of bed, shouted "Thank Gaia!" and began break dancing and singing the "Internationale". The healing power of anti-fascism is amazing!

H/T: Ace

6 comments:

RebeccaH said...

I have no children in the home, but when I went next door and said to the neighbor's college-age darling that Trump had been impeached, she said, "Huh? Impeached? Is that like key lime pie or something? I'll take some, if you're offering."

Not exactly true. I actually told my dog Trump had been impeached, and she yawned and indicated she needed to go outside to poo.

JeffS said...

This reminds me of the scene in "Slap Shot", where Paul Newman, speaking with the team owner -- a (very well off) single mother with children, and espousing liberal views -- tells her to get a man in the house, or her son will end up, shall we say, not very masculine.

Looks like that was trending back then, and is mainstream today. And that hysterical feminist demonstrates that mental illness is indeed contagious.

Spiny Norman said...

The hysteria I've observed on Reddit, Twitter, and 4chan since the vote has been, well, astonishing. Twitter has generally been a madhouse on this topic, but this week has achieved peak lunacy.

I've also noticed that the "woke children" have been getting younger and younger.

Paco said...

Pretty soon, no doubt, the unborn will be leaping in their wombs at the mention of impeachment (assuming that their feminist moms haven't already aborted them).

bruce said...

All for $999!

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JeffS said...

Only $999, Bruce? Wotta deal!

/sarcasm