Trump's going to India, and Gateway Pundit has a link to a great video someone (Solmemes) has put together about how it might go (scroll down for the original video, "USA and India United!").
Update: The Tweet war between Trump and Bloomberg is becoming hilarious:
Update II Yes, we live in bizarre times, indeed. Have you seen the Epstein Didn't Kill himself float that made it into this year's Mardi Gras parade?