"Dave Ayres, a 42-year-old Zamboni driver-turned-hockey legend".
H/T: Friend and commenter JeffS.
P.S. I wonder if they have these emergency players for hot dog eating contests.
The scene: the Eastern North Carolina Hot Dog Eating Championship
Contest Judge: Ok, we're about to start. Where's Chew-Chew Johnson?
Assistant: I just learned that he's been scratched, sir; a bad case of constipation.
Contest judge [looking around desperately, spotting me in the front row]: Hey, you!
Me: Who, me?
Contest judge: Yeah, you. From the way that bench you're sitting on is sagging, I'd say you've had some relevant experience. How'd you like to compete in today's contest?
Me: Boy, would I!
Contest judge: Alright, then. Suit up!
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I'd sub for a pie eating contest!
Is mustard allowed?
I like pie.
Bruce: Mustard is mandatory!
Jeff and Spiny: How about a hot dog/pie double-header?
Urp.
I can see it now: a T-shirt emblazoned with Paco's face complete with fedora, and the legend "Eastern North Carolina Hot Dog Eating Champ". They'll outsell Che shirts for sure! What a golden opportunity for Paco Enterprises. Meet me at the usual place, Mr. Paco sir, and we'll discuss terms.
Check's in the mail!
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