"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, March 27, 2020
A public service announcement from Paco Enterprises
I've been getting useful results with my broom handle, pointing the handle end at unwanted visitors. It's the condom on the end that really scares them, I think.
I bet we won't hear any more New Yorkers bragging about being from New York for a long time. They're generally insufferable anyway, so I don't have a lot of sympathy for them.
Breitbart reports that grey nomads are getting 'not welcome' messages here in The Great South Land too. https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/03/28/australia-vigilantes-slash-tyres-of-coronavirus-refugees-pouring-into-outback-from-cities/
I've been getting useful results with my broom handle, pointing the handle end at unwanted visitors.
ReplyDeleteIt's the condom on the end that really scares them, I think.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the case. Very inventive, incidentally.
ReplyDeleteWell, this is the country that has dropbears instead of a Second Amendment!
ReplyDeleteAnd, if they are infected, you could implement the NorKo coronavirus quarantine procedure.
ReplyDeleteBypass the hospital, and put'em in permanent quarantine six feet under.
Speaking of social distancing, Rhode Island is taking it to the next level, at least as far as New Yorkers are concerned.
ReplyDeleteBlue on blue. I like that.
I bet we won't hear any more New Yorkers bragging about being from New York for a long time. They're generally insufferable anyway, so I don't have a lot of sympathy for them.
ReplyDeleteThat's wild! Tracking down New Yorkers.
ReplyDeleteNow, if they'd only start tracking down liberal Californians that have moved to Arizona, Colorado and other states and...repatriate them.
Breitbart reports that grey nomads are getting 'not welcome' messages here in The Great South Land too.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/03/28/australia-vigilantes-slash-tyres-of-coronavirus-refugees-pouring-into-outback-from-cities/
Where's the love, man?
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