"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, April 22, 2020
Another pagan holiday is upon us
Happy Earth Day! Don't forget to fire up the coals and throw some ivory-billed woodpecker wings on the grill.
We may fire up the firepit tonight in honor of Einhorn's Composting Girlfriend Day.
ReplyDeleteHaw! A far better name for the day.
ReplyDeleteGood one, RebeccaH.
ReplyDeleteBut I guess Einhorn DID compost his girlfriend after murdering her...which was environmentally thoughtful of him.
Einhorn, looking at Al Gore: I'm gonna need a bigger chipper.
ReplyDeleteGood one Deborah.
ReplyDeleteI say, next year on Earth Day we throw Al Gore into a volcano to appease Gaia.
Errrrr, good one RebeccaH.
DeleteI'm such a sexist.
His fat would extinguish it.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the snow he brings everywhere.
DeleteVeeshir we could use a visit from AG right now. It's getting toasty, and the AC isn't cooling.
DeleteThe first "Earth Day" was Lenin's 100th birthday. No joke, and NO coincidence. It waas very much intentional.
ReplyDeleteHis fat would extinguish it.
Nah, it would ignite a flame that could be seen from space.