A 65-year-old woman with the delightful name of Melody Lumpkin took down a 19-year-old home invader who...seriously miscalculated his chances.
In Canada, on the other hand, where gun control laws are pretty restrictive, a man goes on a rampage and kills ten people (including, I believe, himself).
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One of the hobbits' ponies in the Lord of the Rings (book not film) was named "Fatty Lumpkin".
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth.
Never thought I'd see a real Lumpkin...
...(including, I believe, himself).
ReplyDeleteI love these stories with a happy ending. Although, I wish they would get the order right...kill themselves first, and the innocent bystanders second.