Did Jonah swallow the whale?

I'm not, of course, talking about our own friend and commenter Jonah, but the absurd Jonah Goldberg. He was NeverTrumping with gusto recently, attacking the President's press secretary. This is not what interests me; the guy's about as relevant as an 8-track tape player. What fascinates me is his ghastly appearance. Check out his photo in this Breitbart story. Not only does he appear overweight, but with his hair slicked down and parted in the middle, he resembles a sea otter. I bet he even uses his stomach as a food tray, gobbling down his lunch while he floats on his back in the nearest public pool.