Sunday, May 17, 2020

Dining in the time of pandemic

"Dining with dummies? Renowned restaurant uses mannequins to fill seats."

"Cafe in Germany Asks Customers to Wear Pool Noodles On Their Heads".

(Don't want to brag, but that last one is a new product from Pandemic Accessories for Cafes & Ordinaries, one of the restaurant supply subsidiaries of Paco Enterprises).

4 comments:

  1. Should have known pool-noodle hats were a Paco Enterprises idea. We've got to get the franchise here onto it, starting with collecting from all the empty public pools - this could be big!

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  2. Yeah, if we could just cop them from the empty public pools, it would reduce our costs even further!

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  3. For maximum mannequin management, refer to Suzanne Heintz.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPC-m-Bl8v4

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  4. I guess it's okay, as long as the dummies are wearing masks.

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