"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
No competition whatsoever. Paco Enterprises make an unmistakable product. No way it can be confused for what that restaurant is using. Their inner tubes almost certainly do not deflate & in fact would retain air pressure.
Pandemic Accessories for Cafes and Ordinaries needs to borrow from the old TV series Get Smart. Remember the "Cone of Silence"? Cafes need "Cones of Silence and Social Distancing" that drop down from the ceiling over every table, with a positive air pressure system that isolates the tables and patrons from each other.
The Silence part would be a bonus. No more listening to the next table's inane conversations, or overly loud cell phone calls.
Our first attempt at utilizing cones of silence had a major glitch; the cones we got (from China, of course) were too small, and they simply sat on the customers' heads, looking kind of like dunce caps.
Of course, many of the customers thought they looked like dunce caps, too, and then the stupidity of the whole thing hit them like an epiphany, and they just quickly sort of slunk out of the restaurant.
Its' funny how many places there are in this country where I'll never go.
ReplyDeleteI'd burst out laughing, probably while pointing at the tables, and walk out as soon as I was able.
At least it's funnier than the equally crazy stuff they did in the middle ages to avoid the plague.
I wonder when the Jews get blamed. It's traditional after all.
No competition whatsoever.
ReplyDeletePaco Enterprises make an unmistakable product.
No way it can be confused for what that restaurant is using.
Their inner tubes almost certainly do not deflate & in fact would retain air pressure.
Nothing like Paco factories' output.
For mere pennies a day, you can subscribe to our emergency table-side service!
ReplyDeletePandemic Accessories for Cafes and Ordinaries needs to borrow from the old TV series Get Smart. Remember the "Cone of Silence"? Cafes need "Cones of Silence and Social Distancing" that drop down from the ceiling over every table, with a positive air pressure system that isolates the tables and patrons from each other.
ReplyDeleteThe Silence part would be a bonus. No more listening to the next table's inane conversations, or overly loud cell phone calls.
Our first attempt at utilizing cones of silence had a major glitch; the cones we got (from China, of course) were too small, and they simply sat on the customers' heads, looking kind of like dunce caps.
ReplyDeleteOf course, many of the customers thought they looked like dunce caps, too, and then the stupidity of the whole thing hit them like an epiphany, and they just quickly sort of slunk out of the restaurant.
Might make a fun game of barroom shuffleboard. BOOMP!
ReplyDeleteHey, you're right! Last guy to spill his drink wins!
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