"From Fart Gods to Farting Out One’s Soul: The Historic Ritualization of Farts".
(Can't remember where I found this; Ace, maybe?)
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
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Farting is an ancient tradition, and should be treated with respect.
Most of the time.
It's the original social distancing mechanism.
How did they explain dog farts then? I had a couple of Boxers that could clear the room without even trying.
Yeah, Daisy - the official dog of Paco Enterprises - is a boxer/pit bull mix, and she can put a hurt on your nose, for sure. The funny thing is, whenever she breaks wind (and they're often pretty loud), she jumps up and leaves the room; I guess she's pretending they're not hers.
LOL, Paco. My one Boxer Reggie used to startle himself out of his sleep with his farts, and then he'd look around like he was wondering where that came from.
HAW! Ya gotta love dogs.
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