Friday, July 3, 2020

Never fear, Paco World News Daily is here!

"Joe Biden told reporters on Wednesday he has taken a cognitive test, used to detect mental issues, but his campaign will not specify what exactly that means or if it will release the results of whatever test he took – if he actually took a test."

While it hasn't been determined whether Joe Biden really has taken a cognitive test or not, we do have a brain scan acquired by the enterprising investigative reporters of Paco World News Daily (PWND). This is Joe Biden's brain:

4 comments:

rinardman said...

“I can hardly wait to compare my cognitive capability to the cognitive capability of the man I’m running against,” Biden said on Wednesday.

"Wait, who is it I'm running against?"

Gregoryno6 said...

Off topic, but...
If you're still wondering about Joe's running mate, wonder no more.

RebeccaH said...

I imagine any test they would have given Vacant-Eyed Joe would be along the lines of "Okay, Joe, is this an apple, or is it an orange?" Even odds on if he gets it right.

I expect whoever they choose for Joe's VP, the first thing he'll do when meeting her is asking her to get him a cup of coffee. And while she's doing that, he'll walk up and sniff her hair.

Deborah said...

She'll have him get the coffee, but he'll still get the hair.