Updated and bumped: Coyote vs Acme (H/T: Steve Skubinna, in the comments).
The perfect word for the present times (H/T: David Thompson)...
From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures".
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Updated and bumped: Coyote vs Acme (H/T: Steve Skubinna, in the comments).
The Thanksgiving one cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteI saw a graphic somewhere but I can't find it again.
It read, "Yo momma's so ugly the whole world faked a pandemic to get her to wear a mask."
I'm convinced parrellelergams are why I self destructed in high school. Everyone else pretended they got it, but I'm no good at pretending.
ReplyDeleteHunter's to-do list is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBorrowed and posted elsewhere.
Agitard ... ...
ReplyDeleteThe Word Of The Year.
Perhaps the century ... ...
Some people see this and say "Why?", I see it and say "Why not?"
ReplyDeleteI thought "The Ride of the Valkyries" was the perfect musical accompaniment. Haw!
ReplyDeleteR-man: Hey, that would be perfect for my rabbit problem, too!
ReplyDeleteAgitarded.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, Nelly!
Woke white wymmin need to sue their universities, and their Gender Studies professors personally, for the lifetime of therapy they're going to need.
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ReplyDeleteHunter's to-do list is hilarious.
It is, and so is this comment from a AoSHQ reader, in the manner of the Toobin excuses:
Who among us has not smoked crack and engaged in sexual activities with underage dollymops?
Dollymops. I love the internet.
ReplyDeleteAce of Spades HQ (both the commenters and Ace himself) is a treasure-trove of wonderfully weird slang terms I've never heard before.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of slang expressions, I just came across one in a western I'm reading: "frog strangler" - a particularly heavy rain.
ReplyDeleteFrog strangler? Around here it's toad strangler. It never made much sense to me, because they're both amphibious creatures; but I guess a lot of people think toads are not amphibious, so they could drown if the water got too deep.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can be a bit pedantic. :)
I think the idea is that a rain so heavy it could drown an amphibian is a heavy rain indeed.
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