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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I want one of those like burning.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to own the company that makes them today.
They'd sell like hotcakes and think of all the free, "Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!", advertising they'd get.
By Marx, eh?
ReplyDeleteDoes it come with little rows of capitalists to mow down?
After the capitalists, you shoot kulaks. And right-deviationists. And wreckers. And non-Stakhanovite workers.
ReplyDeleteSince they're capilalists, I'm assuming you start with marxists, in order.
ReplyDeleteFirst castroites, then maoists, then bolsheviks, then mensheviks.