Tessica Brown hired an attorney and is weighing litigation against Gorilla Glue, because while the product’s label warns against using on eyes, skin or clothing – it does not mention hair – the outlet reports.Oh, ok, then. We all know that the label on a consumer product has to include every conceivable use that might be, shall we say, suboptimal. If it doesn't, you should be good to go.
Pardon me, gotta run. I've got some crimped cartridges that won't fit in the chamber of any of my .40 caliber pistols, so I figure I'll just dump them into the garbage disposal. The box didn't say anything about not doing that, after all. 💥
Remember those folding windshield shades that you used to see all over? Put them inside your car's windshield when you left it parked so the inside wouldn't heat up so much?
ReplyDeleteThey actually had a warning printed on the inside (facing the driver) telling you not to operate the car with it in place. Which is stupid. But you know it was there either because some numbnuts actually drove with one in place, or the corporate lawyers said "Ya know, we really ought to put a warning there. It costs nothing, which is way less than we'd pay if somebody actually crashed and sued us."
I believe it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and those useless cartridges, Paco? Just toss them on your neighbor's burn pile.
ReplyDeleteYou know the one. The guy who had a Bernie sign in his yard until say, March 2020 and then replaced it with a Biden/Harris one.
Steve, those shades are a requirement in the Valley of the Sun.
ReplyDeleteI own a couple of them and, yes, they still have that warning about not driving the car with it in place.
As I've seen written, we live in a deeply stupid age.
If the case actually goes to trial the lawyer will make sure to dumb down the jury enough to win.
ReplyDeleteWho killed Ashli Babbitt?
and then there's Vanesa Gesto, surprisingly not from Florida, who said 'warnings, shmornings, hold my beer...'
ReplyDeleteTom: You can only mean this Vanessa Gesto. She definitely takes the prize for really bad judgement.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I think human intelligence has reached a new low ...
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