"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, March 11, 2021
Now, that's what I would call a vest pocket pistol
I'd be afraid to shoot somebody with this; might just make 'em mad.
I read a story one time about two guys on a subway. They got into an argument, and one shot the other one with a .25ACP. The guy who was shot, reached up, felt blood on his forehead, said, "You shot me!", grabbed the gun from his assaulter's hand and beat the hell out of him. I think the bullet penetrated the skin on his noggin and then just skirted his skull, exiting through the skin on the side of his head.
Same thing happened to a would-be hit man who slipped into a meeting where an informer was having a meeting with another mobster. The informer had been set up, and while he was talking to the guy on the other side of the desk, the hit man snuck through the door and fired a .22LR into the back of the informer's head. Bullet just skidded around the side of the man's skull. The informer got up and beat the hell out of both guys.
To steal a joke about .25auto; if you shoot me with that pistol, and I find out about it, I'll kick your a$$!
ReplyDeleteThat's the pistol you put in the cleaning compartment on your AR.
I read a story one time about two guys on a subway. They got into an argument, and one shot the other one with a .25ACP. The guy who was shot, reached up, felt blood on his forehead, said, "You shot me!", grabbed the gun from his assaulter's hand and beat the hell out of him. I think the bullet penetrated the skin on his noggin and then just skirted his skull, exiting through the skin on the side of his head.
ReplyDeleteSame thing happened to a would-be hit man who slipped into a meeting where an informer was having a meeting with another mobster. The informer had been set up, and while he was talking to the guy on the other side of the desk, the hit man snuck through the door and fired a .22LR into the back of the informer's head. Bullet just skidded around the side of the man's skull. The informer got up and beat the hell out of both guys.
You gun people always underestimate the value of a good, sharp stiletto for close up work.
ReplyDeleteThat might well be more reliable than some of these puny caliber pistols.
ReplyDeleteThe water pistol I owned as an 8 yo was more lethal than that!
ReplyDeleteI guess the cool thing is you could carry it on your key chain.
ReplyDelete"if you shoot me with that pistol, and I find out about it, I'll kick your a$$!"
ReplyDeleteLol, Veeshir