Australia is now facing a problem with flesh eating bacteria.
Sounds awful. Y'all need to get this mess sorted out. Could you use a good infectious disease expert? We've got one we'd like to get rid of be willing, reluctantly, to lend to you on a long-term basis.
I also propose the staffs of MSNBC, CNN, the NYT and WaPo. Because those are some severiously sciency sciencers! Nobody sciences like those scientifical mofos!
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You guys have your own shark problems.
ReplyDeleteThe Amity Bay Shark Attacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjyrjKM7rwM
Mike: this is why, when I go to the beach, I make like a sandpiper.
ReplyDeleteDarn possums, haven't they caused enough trouble already? Now this. They have parties on my roof, nothing stops them. In the old days you could go out possum hunting in the full moon and get a good aim at their outline in the moonlight, but they're not classed as feral so can't hunt them now.
ReplyDeleteAnyway I see you're about to get the cicada eruption:
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2021/03/31/the-red-eyes-are-coming/
We had Spring 6 months ago and it was a big season, every 17 years or something. The noise was deafening.
Harsh. Harsh and cruel, to afflict the Aussies with that guy. Cure worse than the disease, in fact.
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, I do not make the recommendation without some feelings of guilt. But desperate times require desperate measures.
ReplyDeletePaco, the Aussies going though enough. I'm sure you, being a clever fellow, can think of others who would, uh hem, "benefit" from him.
DeleteFriends don't let friends Fauci.
ReplyDeleteI suggest sending the good "doctor" to China, instead. Taking him in is the least they can do, considering his involvement in their Wuhan bio lab research into coronaviruses.
ReplyDeleteI'd suggest Congo, they have a pandemic to deal with and we all know he's awesome with pandemics.
ReplyDeleteWe'd just have to put him in black-face and tell him to click a lot so he'd fit in.
Just don't tell him he'd be fitting in a pot, they like to eat bush people there.
He'd probably like China too much and he probably doesn't have money from Congo, I'm betting he has a lot of renminbi.
Who is it who wants to colonize Mars? Elon Musk? Doesn't he need a scout?
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