"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I smirked to myself at that car salesman fitting Biden rallies into one car. Then I thought, "Oh no, where will they put the hula hoops?" And then I thought, "It doesn't matter, because fitting Biden rallies into one car automatically makes it a clown car anyway."
In re: the ostrich -The natural grain of wood can certainly produce fascinating images. At the agency where I worked in D.C., one of the floors had been remodeled, and a new interior door that connected two offices used by the engineers had grain on one side that clearly resembled the face of a demon. It was so creepy, the occupant pinned a poster over it (I probably would have covered the thing with pages from the Bible, a la The Omen).
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ReplyDeleteDid you see the TWIP of a young Archie & Edith?
ReplyDeleteWeird how I instantly knew who it was supposed to be. The resemblance amazing.
Edit: oh, on second look, I see that it's a FaceApp digitally manipulated image. Nevermind.
I smirked to myself at that car salesman fitting Biden rallies into one car. Then I thought, "Oh no, where will they put the hula hoops?" And then I thought, "It doesn't matter, because fitting Biden rallies into one car automatically makes it a clown car anyway."
ReplyDeleteGrapes are a fruit, but they make vino, brandy, jelly and treats for slave girls to peel and pop in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteNow that's multi-tasking.
That ostrich thing cracks me up.
The 3 Stooges clip is a class! Hams love it.
ReplyDeleteIn re: the ostrich -The natural grain of wood can certainly produce fascinating images. At the agency where I worked in D.C., one of the floors had been remodeled, and a new interior door that connected two offices used by the engineers had grain on one side that clearly resembled the face of a demon. It was so creepy, the occupant pinned a poster over it (I probably would have covered the thing with pages from the Bible, a la The Omen).
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