"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Crime is down, but gun violence and murder rates are up." I guess Uncle Dopey doesn't recognize gun violence and murder rates as "crimes". There's not enough money in the whole state of Oregon to get police to sign up in Portland.
What do you want to bet Uncle Dopey wasn't even invited to Lord Barry's birthday bash?
I don't seem to remember having that desire, when I was a young lad. I'm thinking that drive-in theater toy would hold a kid's interest about as long as it took to get it out of the box.
in DC, years ago, Mayor for life Marion Barry said "outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," so it's just a matter of perspective
"Crime is down, but gun violence and murder rates are up." I guess Uncle Dopey doesn't recognize gun violence and murder rates as "crimes". There's not enough money in the whole state of Oregon to get police to sign up in Portland.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want to bet Uncle Dopey wasn't even invited to Lord Barry's birthday bash?
I preferred GI Joe or Major Matt Mason back then.
ReplyDeleteACTION FIGURES. Not dolls, thankyouverymuch.
Every boy wants a Remco toy!
ReplyDeleteI don't seem to remember having that desire, when I was a young lad. I'm thinking that drive-in theater toy would hold a kid's interest about as long as it took to get it out of the box.
in DC, years ago, Mayor for life Marion Barry said "outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," so it's just a matter of perspective
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