In memoriam

Let us brush aside for this day our concerns with the tawdry, perfidious, mendacious, thieving, incompetent mass of vermin who populate our government, our topmost military bureaucracy, and the mainstream media, and honor the memory of those who were murdered by real terrorists on September 11, 2001, the courage of those people who rushed to the scenes of danger, the sacred labor of those who cleared away the damage, and the troops who carried punitive justice to the hell spawn who dared to attack our homeland.