"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I've been thinking the same thing, and wondering how much I could get away with. The thing is, you do have to be quick on your feet and I'm just not anymore.
Rebecca: It might be worthwhile to make a trip to San Francisco or Portland to pull off the five-finger discount. I'm pretty sure the only thing a security guard can do out there right now is exhort you to obey the eighth commandment as you head out the door with the merchant's stuff.
If the someone who grabs is in a powerchair or mobility scooter they would get a pass from the left because, hey, handicapped. It would be interesting to see the last police officers cuff (if they're allowed), and transport the getaway vehicle.
Just because it got a lot more endy out there doesn't mean the Funniest End of Civilization Ever isn't still darn funny
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking the same thing, and wondering how much I could get away with. The thing is, you do have to be quick on your feet and I'm just not anymore.
ReplyDeleteRebecca: It might be worthwhile to make a trip to San Francisco or Portland to pull off the five-finger discount. I'm pretty sure the only thing a security guard can do out there right now is exhort you to obey the eighth commandment as you head out the door with the merchant's stuff.
ReplyDeleteIf the someone who grabs is in a powerchair or mobility scooter they would get a pass from the left because, hey, handicapped. It would be interesting to see the last police officers cuff (if they're allowed), and transport the getaway vehicle.
ReplyDeleteI'm a white racist terrorist, apparently, so I would get arrested and hauled away in handcuffs.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you learn anything from Silver Streak? Shoe polish.
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