Male car crash dummies: "Group Calls for Car Crash Dummy Equity, Claims Male Body too Favored"
And what about car crash dummies of color? The only colors I've ever seen are white and canary yellow.
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Male car crash dummies: "Group Calls for Car Crash Dummy Equity, Claims Male Body too Favored"
And what about car crash dummies of color? The only colors I've ever seen are white and canary yellow.
Yes, let's all consider this soberly and with sober respect...
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Women who are more, um, "well endowed" have more "padding". It's unfair! And what about the trannies? As for the color, we all know they can't be white.
ReplyDeleteBut what's the problem with yellow? The problem can be solved by making them transparent. It's interesting that this group hasn't called for the removal of the registration mark on the side of the head. And how demeaning is the use of the term dummy. How dare they!
I'm pretty sure physics doesn't distinguish between male and female bodies in a head-on crash, or a T-bone crash, or any kind of crash.
ReplyDeleteWell, this might make sense... if there were any differences between men and women.
ReplyDeleteBut I am assured that there are none.