Most of what Bill Maher says here is total crap. But I find his suggestion of moving Biden "into a more ceremonial role" to be intriguing.
As a sentient, thinking human being, Biden is well and truly shot; but maybe he can still play a role in, say, appeasing the weather gods and ensuring a good harvest. So, I believe I've got the perfect ceremonial role for him...
Do it for the children, Joe!
'Swedes arrived at Gamla Uppsala at the Thing of all Swedes and the chiefs decided they had to sacrifice the king. They sprinkled the statues of the gods with his blood and the good harvests returned.'
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I'm not sure what gods would be impressed with that.
ReplyDeleteIs there a God of Incompetence?
I dunno, Paco. While I applaud the idea, aren’t sacrifices supposed to be without blemish? Biden that ain’t.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, he could be the guy that follows the horses in parades, pushing a wheelbarrow and shovel. That’s certainly at his level.
On the gripping hand … … it won’t hurt to try, and see what happens. Things could hardly get worse.
Or he is the guy in a fancy horse drawn carriage who smiles and waves.
DeleteJeff, you might have a point there. Wouldn't want the gods to think we were just substituting a BrandonX instead of the real thing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Brandon alone wouldn't be a sufficient sacrifice, so I suggest we throw in Nasty Pelosi and Chucky Schumer. Maybe Schiff-for-brains and the Penguin Nadless for good measure.
ReplyDeleteGood suggestion. Cull the herd and appease the gods...I like it. BTW, my partially awake brain read Penguine Nadless as Penguine Noodles. Gotta laugh.
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