By the way, you, too, can have fabulous Nancy Pelosi eyebrows.
Kid's starting out life with the right attitude.
Dilbert makes a trip down to the Department of Angry Misfits.
Penguins after that first cup of coffee in the morning (H/T: David Thompson)
The context here has to do with medical instruction, but the same phenomenon terrified me constantly at meetings at the federal agency where I used to work. There's almost always somebody - no matter how long the meeting has been going on, no matter how boring it is - who will ask a question at the tail-end when people are itching to collect their things and head for the door. That's why I toyed with the idea of posting a sniper at meetings.
From Powerline's The Week in Pictures.
Taxi. They're at the DMV helping Jim get his license.
ReplyDelete"What does a yellow light mean?" Jim asks surruptishly (sp).
"Slow down," they whisper back.
"Whuut doess aaa yyeellloww llight...MEAN!"
"SLOW DOWN!"
"Whhuut Duuhhhs a yeellloow llightt...MEAN!!!"
I'm with you on the last-minute-questions-at-meetings thing. You should sit in a room with a bunch of academics, every one of whom is dead set on proving how much smarter he or she is than everybody else in the room.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I toyed with the idea of posting a sniper at meetings.
ReplyDeleteI had the same thought at times. I chalked it to people who wanted to remembered for asking “good” questions AND had to have the last word.
1. I like pizza.
ReplyDelete2. I like pineapple
3. I'm glad I'm not Italian.
George, you got that.
ReplyDeleteFilling out DMV form for Jim "Mental illness or drug addiction?"
Jim, "hmmmmm, that's a tough choice"
rinardman, pineapple on pizza is a crime against dog and man.
I like Nutella, I like NY strip, I don't mix them either.
OT, but I'm watching the football game, they have a woman ref and she's bringing up fouls from 2 or 3 years ago!
Have you ever tried them together, V?
ReplyDeleteGeorge: That's probably the funniest scene in the series.
ReplyDeleteI don't eat pizza, so I don't really have a cane in that fight.
Paci, it's like saying BBQ would taste good with cilantro on ciabatta bread..
ReplyDeleteOT, but I'm watching the football game, they have a woman ref and she's bringing up fouls from 2 or 3 years ago!
ReplyDeleteOk, that's funny, I don't care who you are.
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