"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I have it on good authority that President Derpy is having a new suit made, in military cut, complete with lots of gold braiding and a chestful of medals.
I suspect his tailor might be the same one who outfitted the late Emperor Bokassa the first (and last, come to think of it). All they need is to do the tunic up with some of those fancy taxi cab medallions and he'll look like a bloody hero.
I have it on good authority that President Derpy is having a new suit made, in military cut, complete with lots of gold braiding and a chestful of medals.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the oversize epaulets.
DeleteI suspect his tailor might be the same one who outfitted the late Emperor Bokassa the first (and last, come to think of it). All they need is to do the tunic up with some of those fancy taxi cab medallions and he'll look like a bloody hero.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Our blood, his hero.
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