Many thanks to all of the fine employees of the Paco Enterprises amalgamation of companies, whose hard work and cheerful labor have made our bottom line as black as a redacted FBI document!
Go ahead, team, help yourselves to a five-minute break! [Remember to dock 'em all for five minutes, Jake].
"Thanks ever so much, Mr. Paco!"
My division, People Against Commie Ovations, refuse to celebrate this holiday!
ReplyDeleteWe're taking the day off, but in Protest!, not, I repeat Not!, celebration.
I dunno. All that beer and all that bbq doesn't look like a protest to me.
ReplyDeleteHow else would one protest without BBQ and beer.
DeleteI don't see the supervisors and their whips - I mean incentivisers.
ReplyDeleteGee, you're a swell boss, Mr. Paco, sir! Five whole minutes!
ReplyDeleteRemember Jake, to install the mandated movement cameras mandated by bureaucrat overlords to monitor our employees every move to maintain compliance with our sacred bureaucrat motherfuckers.
ReplyDelete(Crawls out from behind the sorting machine). "Huh? I was just resting my eyes, honestly!"
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