"Batch Of Classified Documents Found On Walmart Clearance Shelf".
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
That's why I always check the clearance aisle at my local Walmart.
ReplyDeleteYou never know what you're gonna get.
We don't have Walmart here, but I will definitely be buying at Aldi more often from now on. Those middle aisles are always filled with such random crap. A sensitive document or two would likely go unnoticed.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure she wasn't one of Hunter's "assignations"?
ReplyDeleteRebecca: Could be. I'm pretty sure she had a crack pipe sticking out of one of her pockets.
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