"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, February 10, 2023
Has anybody checked on the international space station lately?
The problem with them lying so much and so blatantly, you cannot believe anything our fine betters, whether social, moral, political or intellectual, have to say.
So we're left with trying to figure out what actually happened, starting with the likely fact that what they're saying is a lie.
I'm betting that they didn't shoot anything down or if they did shoot something down, it was probably a bald eagle. They hate those things.
The problem with them lying so much and so blatantly, you cannot believe anything our fine betters, whether social, moral, political or intellectual, have to say.
ReplyDeleteSo we're left with trying to figure out what actually happened, starting with the likely fact that what they're saying is a lie.
I'm betting that they didn't shoot anything down or if they did shoot something down, it was probably a bald eagle.
They hate those things.
“The President absolutely was involved in this decision. He ordered it…
ReplyDeleteJust what we need.
A gun-shy president with dementia, and the nuclear launch codes.
"...it was probably a bald eagle."
ReplyDeleteI love that. If I may, "HAW!"
If not, I apologize for appropriating haw for my own personal use and for not knowing how to spell apologize.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's in the public domain by now.
ReplyDeleteV: Yeah, it's kind of like we, the public, are detectives, and we're stuck with a bunch of uncooperative witnesses.
ReplyDeleteR-man: Not entirely gun shy. Remember, he's strongly in favor of stepping out on the front porch and firing a shot gun in the air if he hears a noise.
Has anybody checked on the international space station lately?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Joey Softserve thought he was shooting down "Tiangong", the CCP space station? All that pudding can be distracting ... ...
Hopefully the ISS is all right.