"The Vatican is opening a shopping mall to recover its financial shortfalls".
Maybe Number One Son can open a tattoo parlor!
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"The Vatican is opening a shopping mall to recover its financial shortfalls".
Maybe Number One Son can open a tattoo parlor!
I want the pizza concession.
ReplyDeleteImagine how popular the Father Guido Sarducci Special would be!
I'll have a Sarducci Special, with extra popes.
An Avignon it is.
Should be a money maker!
ReplyDeleteCruets of Holy Water blessed by the last ten Popes. Individually or buy the whole set.
ReplyDeleteHow about a sacramental wine shop? Featuring wine tasting, of course.
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