Chicago mayor and giant axolotl Lori Lightfoot has been shown the door by the voters.
"It's just racism, all the way down!"
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Chicago mayor and giant axolotl Lori Lightfoot has been shown the door by the voters.
Sorry, Lori. America is so deeply irredeemably racist and misogynistic that the first black woman mayor of a major city is still years if not centuries away. Also, no gays in politics. Did you not get the memo?
ReplyDeleteWhat a cupid stunt.
I continue to be baffled by the sheer physical hideousness of so many donk politicians. This level of yoogly mirrors their souls, I think.
ReplyDeleteChicago isn't clear of frying pan just yet. They still have a run-off to go through.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been paying close attention. Which cards did she play after losing?
Lori is more like the salt monster from Star Trek. The axolot is a cutie with small eyes. It could easily be a star of a kids' show. I'd buy some merchandise.
ReplyDeleteIt will be nominated for a cabinet position soon.
ReplyDeleteBio exorcist czar or something. In keeping with our UFO Department of Defense importance. Or something.
I just wonder how much cussing and drinking old testament Jeremiah did while writing his blog.
ReplyDeleteThey still have a run-off to go through.
ReplyDeleteMach nights, Deborah. The sheeple in that bastion of donkness will vote an equally clueless, but perhaps more tactful, lefty into office.
March madness.
DeleteI always equated Lori Lightfoot with The Cryptkeeper from that old HBO horror show because that's who she physically resembled. Poor woman, I know she couldn't help her face, but she insisted on constructing a persona that matched it perfectly. Reading the things that people who know her wrote about her, losing the election is no less than she deserves. I don't think Chicagoans have much hope of relief with a successor, but who knows?
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