"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Well, it takes a country boy to know just where to shoot the varmint.
And what if they do start mating? Ducks with large tails hopping down the road? Large flocks of kangaroos flying north for the winter? And no one notices because Australia.
And no one notices because Australia. R-man, when it comes to polyamory in Australia, nothing beats that repulsive import the cane toad. Researchers and toad hunters have learnt that hands and feet are not off limits when the mood is upon a male cane toad. There was even a story of a motorist who found a mating couple in the middle of the road. What made this unusual was the condition of the female - she'd been run over by a car. The fact of her decease did nothing to inhibit the interest of the male.
And the marsupial shall lie down with the avian...
ReplyDeleteIf I was still in a Freightliner, every one of these things would be like hitting a possum.
ReplyDeleteliteracy can be a burden sometimes, but foreign travel is definitely full of lessons in the perils of illiteracy...
ReplyDeleteWell, it takes a country boy to know just where to shoot the varmint.
ReplyDeleteAnd what if they do start mating? Ducks with large tails hopping down the road? Large flocks of kangaroos flying north for the winter? And no one notices because Australia.
It’s DEFINITELY a no brainer.
ReplyDeleteGlobal warming is so fickle. Now Californians can't complain about drought for at least a couple of months.
ReplyDeleteAnd no one notices because Australia.
ReplyDeleteR-man, when it comes to polyamory in Australia, nothing beats that repulsive import the cane toad. Researchers and toad hunters have learnt that hands and feet are not off limits when the mood is upon a male cane toad.
There was even a story of a motorist who found a mating couple in the middle of the road. What made this unusual was the condition of the female - she'd been run over by a car. The fact of her decease did nothing to inhibit the interest of the male.
lol! Maybe the cane toad was a necrophiliac. Or, maybe it had bad breath, and that was the best it could do! :-)
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