Sunday, March 26, 2023

Sunday funnies

 







Ok, then, let's see how you do with parallel parking.


This would have made a basic Halloween prank much easier (h/t: Thompsonblog).

Going to the bathroom, are you? Mwahahahahaaaaa! (h/t: ditto).

All I can say is LOL!!!! (h/t: ditto II)

It's a little known fact, but beluga whales love Mariachi music.






From Powerline's The Week in Pictures.







3 comments:

Gregoryno6 said...

The compressed air 'modification' should be standard equipment in every meeting room. When a speaker runs over time or is suffocating their audience with waffle, anyone should have the right to pick up the can and issue a warning BRAAAAAPPPPPPP.
There. That's my bit toward saving Western Civ for today.

Paco said...

It would have come in handy when I worked for the Yankee government in Washington. There were several people -among them my supervisor - who were in love with the music of their own voices. A small fart-noise alarm definitely would have taken some of the starch out of those gasbags. One reason, especially, that I was glad to have my Kindle with me at all times; it helped to distract from the endemic logorrhea of the high panjandrums.

Veeshir said...

We had a new corporate big wig come to give a speech last week. Luckily I'm 2nd shift and he came at 1.
I told my boss I bet in his hour long speech he said, "We've been doing great. New changes will make us stronger! (They changed the name of our division!). You're our greatest asset. Thank you."
He told me I missed, "You're the tip of the spear!"
Yeah, I've heard head bureaucrats give speeches before.
Gov't or corporate are mostly the same, except gov't ones are more vindictive.