Wednesday, April 12, 2023

As the saying goes...

 ...get woke, go broke: "Anheuser-Busch loses more than $5 billion in value amid Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light controversy".

At some point, I would expect the exceptionally woke moonbats - I'll call them hep bats - who run some of America's biggest corporations to grasp the essential fact that a company that goes out of business isn't going to be facilitating anything - from making money to promoting "inclusivity". I think many of these hot shot corporate managers truly believe that they're increasing business by throwing in with the cultural fringe; however, in reality, I suspect that what's going on is that these outfits are simply replacing their existing customer base with a different one, and probably not on a one-for-one basis, either (How many trans people drink Anheuser-Busch products? Enough to replace the lost blue-collar crowd? I doubt it).

In any event, it's revealing (if depressing) to see that America's business schools are turning out a lot of graduates these days who are unfit to serve the basic mission of corporations, which is enhancing shareholder value. Unless investors, en masse, wind up embracing a declining quality of life in return for the moral thrill of being on the "right side" of history, I believe the managerial class is ultimately in for a rude awakening - a completely different thing from being "woke".

P.S. Hi, FBI! Red pill, red pill, red pill...

9 comments:

  1. Sometimes I think it's the woke view of tithing.
    Other times, I think, as in this case, it's proselytizing.
    Investors and management are afraid of the woke mob, but are they $5,000,000,000 afraid?

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  2. The next campaign will be 'Shame on you, transphobes of America!'

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  3. Paco are you crazy!!! Use the code.
    Ped Rill.
    P.S. I am a big beer drinker and spent a lot of time in your great country. Only once did Budweiser products pass my lips. To the point of abstinence.

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  4. Mick: There's an old joke about a guy who has to take a urine test as part of his physical, but, as a joke, substitutes some Budweiser out of a can. His doctor calls him up in a couple of days and says, "Mr. Smith, I regret to report that your horse has diabetes".

    Actually, I think the beer in the original joke might have been Billy Beer, a foul brew bearing the name of Jimmy Carter's late brother. But it works for Bud, too.

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  5. I've got a brother inlaw who's a Miller Lite fan and another that's a Bud Light fan, both only drink American beer, funny, but my tastes go toward Yuengling Lager, they don't like beer with foreign sounding names.

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  6. Many years ago, during our sojourn in West Germany, we developed a taste for German beers and couldn't go back to American beers when we came home. The difference was just too stark, and the development of craft breweries was a godsend to us. So whatever happens to Anheuser Bendover from now on is only of passing interest.

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  7. Oh, and Red Pill of course, along with all those other subversive words.

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  8. I don't hardly ever drink anything alcoholic, but I'd drink that just to show solidarity.

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