Friday, April 14, 2023

Future home of Shalbatana Lake Estates!

This interactive map of Mars will come in handy as Paco Enterprises' real estate development subsidiary, Get Real(ty), LLC, begins planning expansion to the red planet. We've got some great deals coming up, with low, low pre-construction prices on choice lots. Don't miss out!

Link courtesy of Thompsonblog.

7 comments:

  1. Does that come with air, or is that extra?

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  2. Get your ass to Mars!

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  3. V: W-e-l-l....you see, it's a seller's market right now, so, that's probably going to be an add-on.

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  4. Any idea what a guy would have to pay for a tiny home on the south slope of Olympus Mons? As close to the summit as I could afford. I'm guessing the view would be nice.

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  5. How are the schools? Any shopping nearby?

    RebeccaH

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  6. R-man: I think you might find Marvin Mansions affordable.

    Rebecca: Construction and lease-up on Red Planet Mall is expected to be complete by December of 2025. There's a great school being run by Professor Morpheus.

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  7. I'd rather send them to Kuato Prep Academy.
    Two teachers per class!

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